Diary of a Schizophrenic

A madman's diary.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Found out where the NSB (local CIA) HQ is, damn near my house. At the lawyer EGM last week, wanted to talk something about them but scared I'll get all the lawyers in jail. What fun!

Anyway, got roundly scolded by the nurse at the kick-smoking clinic. Not supposed to smoke at all with the Nic patch. Got Nic gum now. Taste awful but hell, completely nullifies my smoking urges.

Anyway, want to quit smoking to facilitate my fast for the month of Ramadhan. Yeah converting to Muslim soon. Not here in Malaysia cos too tight laws. Maybe after I migrate to the US.

Worked my butt off yesterday. My carbon monoxide register is only 2 compared to 28 last week. Could run 1.5 km in under 15 mins yesterday. Can run faster but fast breathing gives me a sense of panic as when I used to do that, I get shortness of breath akin to a heart attack. Maybe not now liao. Ha ha ha.......

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Nothing much happening on the karma/dream/though police front. Oh well! Struggling with my nicotine dependency. Snacking like a madman, which I am anyway. The Attorney General has read my mail condemning the demolishing of Hindu temples. Seem to think the police are cautioning me cos I threatened my gf's boss cos he was hitting on her. Motherfucker! More paranoia?

Friday, August 18, 2006

I'm setting up a One-Man Espionage Agency. Conducting espionage on my own country. Now I'm a lawyer, cop, judge, spy, prosecutor. Only to stop breach of natural justice and rule of law, I cannot prosecute, defend, investigate, gather info and judge for the same case. Ha ha ha. No conflict of interest whatsoever. Moving into politics next.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ha ha ha.Blah Blah Blah.

Am going to be ruler of this Earth. My quest to be shadow PM of Malaysia is just about complete. Gonna do research on telepathy. Cos I'm interested in telepathic espionage. Faction 1 fighting with faction 2 :- what's that? Gonna run this world through covert intelligence agencies. They're putting thoughts in my head. Oh my god! I'm Chinese and Japanese royalty. CIA and MI6 is reading my mind with some software. Ruining my wetware. Disrupting my neural network. Black magic on me again. Oh bother.