Dear Cigarette,

I have given up on your nefarious ways before in making me addicted to you whilst giving me chest constrictions, tremors in my fingers, yellow teeth and fingers, inability to eat to my satisfaction, constant diarrhoea and the ashtray taste in my mouth whenever I kiss women. Now you taunt me again, just because of work pressure and relationship stress. Goodbye old friend, u're the albatross around my neck. Definitely u are not gonna mess my health as this time I intend to stay quit. I have stated my reasons elsewhere before in relation to you. I am gonna post this on my blog to remind myself of what you have given me in the past and what you will give to me again.

Your old friend.