Punisher War Zone

Tanked at the box office and put on DVD release. It's supposed to a black and white portrayal of a vigilante yet discounts the fact that the mafia are living breathing people and not meat on the move. Some devastating violence, though, although the editing is flashy. The lead looks like Steven Seagal.

Role Models

Yo! Yo! Yo! Get your dick jokes here. Dick jokes, everyone. Dick jokes cheap! It's a Seann William Scott movie, what'cha expect? My gf wanted to watch Race to Witch Mountain (another piece of crud) but this one fits our timetable so we saw this. On the upside, pretty blatantly ok waste of time.